Valentine’s Day – SPOILER ALERT From A Grumpy Non-Romantic
I am not a Valentine’s Day type of gal. It’s never mattered what my relationship status has been. I just have never gotten into it. I see it like I see New Year’s Eve – it’s amateur night. But, in...
View ArticleThe Good, The Bad, The Ugly of Fashion
“If you wore a trend the first time around, you don’t get to wear it the second time around.” ― Stacey London Oh, Stacey London, you are the Socrates of Style. If only people listened. Like death and...
View ArticlePersonal Space Invaders
At one time or another we have all come across one. Some of you may even be one. What I speak of is the Close Talker, the all-too-frequent person who just loves to get all up in your space. It seems...
View ArticleCap’n Crunch And The Weakening of Our Youth
Oh Cap’n, my Cap’n. I am sorely vexed. I have recently heard what I had hoped was an urban legend – that the original recipe for my favorite weed-induced breakfast cereal has been changed. I speak, of...
View ArticleThe Shame of The Domesticated Human
“Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.” ― Jerry Seinfeld Let me begin by...
View ArticleThe Future – Where You Still Have To Plug In Your Laptop
SPOILER BLOG!!! Turn away now if you are one of those people who have to experience shit for yourself instead of heeding the warnings of others. Close this down and jump off that bridge, fool. I have...
View Article7 Things I Love About You: A Letter To My Beloved Coffice
My Dearest Coffice, With the end of the year nigh upon us, I wanted to take a moment to let you know, beloved coffice (Scenes From A Coffice), how much you have given me this year. You have been my...
View Article2013: An Awkward Death
I am, admittedly, slow on the uptake for writing about 2013. After all, 2013 was so last month! I’m going to blame it on my blinding anticipation of the new season of Downton Abbey. Damned Brits. So,...
View ArticlePlease STEP ASIDE (It Could LITERALLY Save Your Life)
One result of the many changes in my life this past year is that I now commute between states on a fairly regular basis (every 2 weeks or so) and have to fly to do it. I know you’d think someone of my...
View ArticleFact: Zombies Don’t Floss
Some of you may have gathered by now that I have a tendency to get a little obsessive about some odd little thing. Ya think? So, in keeping with that, I’d like to take just a moment to discuss our...
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